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megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother

(via emilymartau)

encourage:

Do you ever get in those moods when everything annoys you and you’re just so irritated and nervous but you have no clue why, and you just want to punch a hole in the wall and then break down in tears?

(via grunge-and-roses)

militantbyexistence: vishual: noseasboba: I never get tired of this photo. Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life: “I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.” jesus christ this is so much better than all of the “you don’t have to be size zero!!!!!” and “i don’t mind living in a man’s world if i can be a woman!!!!!!!” bullshit related to marilyn monroe i see. sisterhood yo….
gettinhandsy: mymindinaclusterfuck: OH MY GOD IT ACTUALLY PREPARED ITSELF AND TRIED AND EVERYTHING OH MY GODS. College. wait a second… Life.
Me on the phone: Yeah I’m going to be late to work today. Supervisor: Why? Me: There’s a cat gang bang happening on top of my car. Supervisor: (silence) Supervisor: Well can’t you break it up? Me: Who am I to break up a cat gang bang? They’ve probably been organizing it for days on Craigslist. Supervisor: Good point. See you when you get here.

‘if youre tired during school just go to bed earlier’

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(Source: princeowl, via happiness-will-sooncome)

karla-world: lovee
-shr00ms: whoever you are i hate you ps you have some ratchet nails

gnarly:

my computer screen is brighter than my future 

(via happiness-will-sooncome)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via happiness-will-sooncome)